Bringing Chaewon home

Reporting from Seoul, South Korea:

Yesterday morning I escorted my wife Pamela, to the taxi stand.  “I’m tired,” she said. “I don’t want to go out tonight, lets stay inside and make dinner”  After a hectic week of unpacking boxes I agreed.

That afternoon I went for a jog along the Han River and got back at 7:00 pm.  The phone rang, it was my wife.  At the end of the conversation, she said. ” I am bringing Chaewon home.”  “Sounds good”  I replied and I hung up the phone: “This is great!”  I thought: “Now I don’t have to make dinner”

As I got out of the shower, I could hear someone at the front door.  I grabbed a towel and walked to the door to let my wife in.  I soon realized that the towel was too small to tie around my waist so I used it as a loincloth.   I opened the front door and saw my wife, and next to her was a lady about twenty-five or six.  “You remember Chaewon don’t you?”  Chaewon gasped and turned her head to avoid staring.  I looked back again to recognize her but couldn’t see her face.  “You know Chaewon from the office” “Remember, we met for drinks at the hotel”  I reached out to shake her hand.  “Where are your clothes?” my wife asked.  “I just got out of the shower and heard you at the door” I replied.  Chaewon looked nervously at Pamela.  “Go get dressed and I will pour her a glass of wine.”  I could hear them laughing in the kitchen and Pamela poked her head in the doorway: “Did you make dinner” she asked in a hushed voice.

“No”, I whispered back: “you said that you were bringing Chaewon home and thought that you were picking up dinner.”  “Don’t tell her what happened, she might get offended” I added.  My wife laughed and walked back to the kitchen.”

I sat on the bed for about 15 minutes planning my next move.  When I entered the living room they were sitting on the couch drinking and laughing.

“Hello it’s nice to see you again I said cheerfully, holding out my hand.  She smiled back: “Its good to see you too”  After we finished the wine I said:  “Since I haven’t made dinner, we should find a restaurant.”  “Yes, I am really hungry” Chaewon added. ”

The next day Pamela recounted the story her Korean colleagues.  Chaewon politely smiled and said: “Yes, I thought he was embarrassed, he did not come out of his room for a long time.” “When he finally came out, he greeted me cheerfully and shook my hand like nothing had happened”

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